It's Lima Time
[Most Recent Entries]
[Calendar View]
[Friends]
Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in
dodgers_pwn's LiveJournal:
[ << Previous 20 ]
| Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 | | 6:08 am |
And I won't even get a Nobel Prize for this...
You know, I've been thinking lately, I haven't heard one solitary word from Erin or anything about Erin in a few weeks. No facebook updates, certainly no communication, no one mentions her lately. I wonder if she was just a construct of my imagination. And, thinking back to when I met "her," and my accompanying mental state, it does make sense. Of course, there's the matter of her having a facebook profile, and the fact that Liz, Rachel, and Jeff know her and have talked about her. Maybe they're lying. Damn you, Mark Zuckerberg. But I could be imagining all that too. (I wonder who drank that other cup of coffee that night) I'm gonna go be an economist now. Either way, I know now that the party where I met "Erin" was cursed, regardless of whether or not "she" exists. Rachel also met a guy there; he turned out to be a major douchebag, and she told him to go fuck himself. He canceled a party date on her because he "ate bad Chinese food." Might be the worst excuse in history. Thoughtful comments appreciated. | | Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 | | 12:13 am |
| | Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 | | 11:50 am |
| | Friday, October 16th, 2009 | | 9:39 pm |
Fuck yeah. You know what this? That's a 168 folks. One-hundred and sixty-eight. That's 96th percentile on the fucking LSAT. I'll update the rest of that shit later. I'm just gonna bask in this for a while. | | Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 | | 6:54 pm |
I never would've thought that a sinus infection would be so much more detrimental to my quality of life than a broken finger. And yet, I have both simultaneously, and the sinus infection is a billion times more annoying. Go figure. Current Music: The Bravery - Angelina | | Friday, September 25th, 2009 | | 10:37 pm |
In 9 hours, I take the LSAT. Probably the most important day of this year, so, on that note, here's my proprietary list of potential law schools to which I will apply: 1: Northwestern 2: Chicago 3: Virgina 4: Minnesota 5: Illinois 6: Notre Dame 7: William & Mary 8: North Carolina 9: Ohio State | | Monday, September 21st, 2009 | | 10:38 am |
It just hit me how much higher my quality of life could be, if only I could play instrumentals for an indie rock band with a female lead singer. Current Music: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll | | Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 | | 8:47 am |
Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
I've seen some dumb writer's block things before, but, this question is downright offensive to me. I hate everything that this is about. | | Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 | | 3:02 pm |
They might as well just have named the movie, "Harry Potter gets cock-blocked by everyone all fucking year." | | Monday, July 20th, 2009 | | 2:16 am |
If this is the life, why does it feel so good to die today?
So the purpose of this meme is to say ten things to ten people, anonymously. If you really want to know if you're featured or who is, ask me on a messenger and I MAY tell you. But, just know that if I said something negative to you on here, and you ask if I meant you, I'll probably lie. It's anonymous for a reason, folks. 1: As much as I'd love to place the blame with you for everything, I really can't get past the fact that most of our drama is my own fault. You're not blameless, but I've forgiven you for everything you've done. Unfortunately, as much as I try to fake it and pretend for you, it's not going to be like it was ever before. Although, maybe things will change if I ever decide to grow up. 2: Under different circumstances, you'd probably be the love of my life. Too bad. 3: So, what happened? Did your boyfriend forbid you from talking to me, or did you just decide to ignore me for the hell of it? I guess all my concern for your well-being was a waste of time. 4: I really, really, really wish I had a friend around here as wonderful as you are. I don't know if you'll ever appreciate how much you mean to me. 5: I kinda wish you hadn't told me that. Now I'm going to wonder "what if" for much longer that is healthy. So, I hope you don't mind it if I float around you like a vulture. It's not as quite as creepy as I just made it sound, I promise. 6: Even if that was the reason we aren't friends anymore, I wouldn't go back and change a damn thing. Sometimes you gotta go for it and deal with the consequences later. 7: I wonder if you ever realized how often I sat in class and stared at you. Too bad I won't get to do that anymore. 8: I had a feeling that once you got married, I'd barely ever hear your voice again. I don't blame you, but I wish it would've played out a little differently. 9: I don't hate you for it, but you can be a real bitch sometimes. 10: I'm really glad I took the risk and reached out to you again. Alas, I think we're destined never to get to hang out with each other, and the sooner we realize that, the better off we might be. In the meantime, I'll try to act normally about it; I did a good job of it this time. Current Music: Grow Up and Blow Away -- Metric | | Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 | | 12:45 pm |
Roflcopter; courtesy of The Onion
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do ThemI really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think? I knew you would understand. You always do. We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here. It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you've spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me. No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego. Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn't answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us. Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I've known you so long, you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you'd come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I've had a bad day at work, you'd be looking at me like, "I've seen her breasts." God, I can't think of anything more awkward that that. Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi. Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us. Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be. Best friends. Friends forever | | Monday, June 1st, 2009 | | 9:54 am |
Multi-jurisdictional Federal Task Force
You know, this is probably being mean, but oh well. I know at least a few of the people on my friends list will agree. Whenever I see someone completely uninteresting and/or unintelligent post an intro on find_ljfriends, I really do enjoy it when they end up getting no more than one friend request. I feel like the place is diverse enough, that the comments received are a good barometer of how interesting the poster is. It's really tough to find accurate indicators in my line of work, so I enjoy to good ones that I find. Of course, anyone on my friends list is clearly awesome. Real update later, after I do some real work. | | Friday, May 1st, 2009 | | 3:34 am |
| | Saturday, April 18th, 2009 | | 8:29 pm |
Say goo-night to da bayed guy! -- Tony Montana
Excuse me for wanting to be selfish today, for once, in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. ONE DAY, I want to be selfish and be in a pissy mood and think about myself first. But no, you can't even let me do that. I'll just have to keep falling on the sword for everyone else in the world, while no one does the same for me. If you want me to be a martyr, have the decency to kill me and get it over with. Question for you all: if I'm not allowed to look out for myself, who is? Don't answer that, you're all morons anyway. Comments disabled to this entry, you'd all just piss me off more. Current Mood:  frustrated | | Thursday, April 9th, 2009 | | 10:10 pm |
| | Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 | | 12:08 pm |
I ate dinner with Morris Peterson's dad last night before the championship game. Sat next to each other at a restaurant in Greektown, made small talk about how awesome MSU basketball is. And then he gave me the fist pound when I left. Yes, that is one of the more exciting moments of my life. | | Monday, March 2nd, 2009 | | 12:12 pm |
Chris Bosh is the RuPaul of big men.
Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don’t blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don’t blog about, but you’d like to hear about, and I’ll write a post about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, political leanings, thoughts on tv, favorite type of underwear, travel, etc. Why the F not. Surprise me. | | Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | | 1:14 am |
Why is it undead journal today? Did someone bust out of a grave without my knowledge? Don't be keeping things from me, Livejournal staff. Edit: wtf? It's gone now? Stop screwing with me, LJ, I'm not in the mood. | | Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | | 2:28 am |
Now they enjoy romantic pastimes such as "get all Nick's shit stolen."
First week of school: wtf. I've already missed 2 classes and been late to all the other ones. There is a serious flaw in my morning routine that needs to be corrected immediately: I don't have a class earlier than 11:30 for God's sake. Just saw Defiance today. It didn't get great reviews, but I loved it. I can see why it didn't get great reviews, it certainly had its flaws, but what a terrific story. I recommend seeing it, or reading the book if you're super studious. There *may* be a new woman in my life as of next week. And her name isn't Allie. I'm excited. As always, you'll get the scoop if it actually amounts to something. What the hell did I write about in my last entry? Was I bitching about Rachel acting like I was a "typical" guy with zero sensitivity and unable to fall in love? Oh, determinism. Yeah, still hate it. In case you're wondering why I wrote that, here's the case in a nutshell: 1: Determinism is a safety blanket developed by a fairly backwards civilization who was scared of the randomness in the universe. Oh, that's ok, that fire was part of the plan. All hail the plan and its wondrous creator (interchangeable, usually). Well, you know what Heath Ledger said about plans. 2: While society should've dropped the blanket when it matured like human's do, it advanced into its own horrifying philosophy, with consequences. Events can be reacted to, prevented, guided, and shaped to the limitless potential of the human mind. But the plan?? No no, the plan is rigid, Draconian, and it will tell you what to do, like it or not. But that's ok, because if you don't like the events of the plan, you're just too *dumb* to see it's greater purpose. 3: Why does this bother me so much? Because I don't like when people limit their own brains. Plans turn people into spectators, or at the very most, pawns. Any leadership and initiative has already been expended to create the plan, and was never exercised by us mere humans anyway. And so what do we do in the plan, shrug our shoulders at human tragedy? Excuse or ignore evils unleashed upon the world by people a bit more pro-active than we are? Because if you consent to one part of the plan, you consent to all of it, even if the plan is, as they say, "horrifying." So, the next time you say something trite like "everything happens for a reason," or "it was meant to be," you are wrong. Reflect on that. Laptop battery dying. Do I have anything left to say? Probably not. So how are things on the West Coast? Current Mood: cynicalCurrent Music: Keane/Interpol | | Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 | | 1:14 am |
Does anyone else hate determinism, or is it just me? |
[ << Previous 20 ]
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
dodgers_pwn's journal